That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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