Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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