when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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