whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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