Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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