I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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