At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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