she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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