Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He better not be in your backpack
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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