apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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