oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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