Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Two words: blizzard sex
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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