porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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