i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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