sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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