he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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