Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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