what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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