Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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