hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
we should paint friendship bongs
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