no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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