her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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