did you get engaged???
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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