just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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