we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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