I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
