We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
sarcasm needs its own font
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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