it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Randomize
