I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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