she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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