just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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