I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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