Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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