honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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