The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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