Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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