Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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