I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Non-Jews are for practice
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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