OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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