Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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