I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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