You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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