do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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