why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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