Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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