your parents love me but you hate me
Welp...herpes.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I need moral support for this bender
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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