dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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