just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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