Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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