No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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