remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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