I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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