I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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