You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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