Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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