Im at strip club and am horny
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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