ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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