i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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