Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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