he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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